is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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