I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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