i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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