I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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