Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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