youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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