She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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