There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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