why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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