we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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