yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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