Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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