69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
