I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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