so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I wish there were birth control emojis
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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