Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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