Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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