We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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