My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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