is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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