As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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