it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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