Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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