...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
he high fived his dick after we had sex
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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