Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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