it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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