I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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