I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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