Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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