Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
