As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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