of course. lets lasso hookers.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
