i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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