life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Your dad touched me again.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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