So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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