there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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