I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
kristin has been a bad kristin
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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