It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Randomize
