you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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