I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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