just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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