i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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