Do you still have your period?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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