So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just pee around me
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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