I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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