We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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