i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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