physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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