: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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