So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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