Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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